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1. I made 151 visits with my dog(s).
2. I tamed the shrew.
3. I bought everybody a present who has helped me.
4. I got $7.80 out of the hospital.
5. I get free health care and free money, which I spend on others.
6. I fired my doctor or he was fired in 2012. (Waiting to invoice $2,927.29).
7. I have two excellent doctors now. (Working on a third).
8. I got the City Manager fired.
9. I got the waylayer convenience store closed, almost there.
10. I got the police chief fired.
11. I got tenants downstairs to move out.
12. I put wife in the trash and stamped my heel. Got plantarciatitis.
13. I got beer, tea and 4 cent ciggies for my chain smoking.
14. I sued the cable co. and won! Free: His Speed Modem.
15. I fired my vocational counselors who play doktor on TV.
16. I won $4,520 and sum in cents from the medication detriment.
17. I am home where you hang yourself. RIP
18. I got a pedophile off my case. (ASSHOLE). ...
19. I fucked 50+ women in my life. ("IDK. hundreds!?).
20. I found a $5.55 weed source!?
21. I made a friend who is not my wife.
22. I got all my Gmails unblocked, but one!
23. I got the coffee store clerk fired.
24. I have 13 books available on Create Space.
25. I got a free replacement keyboard for my iMac key board expedited to me.
26. I got the "M" off of my license without a doktor's note!
26a. I laughed dad, BU and my wife about their M's.
26b. While they slept, I worked and they call it my lucky day!!!
27. I got the chowder house bartender reprimanded by his boss and the waitresses.
28. I have three bank accounts once. Now, I keep two with a credit limit of ... !?
29. I bought several items on Amazon for $0 and free shipping and the rest of items for cheap.
30. I paid 99.99 for a Nest CO2 / smoke alarm and got it installed.
31. I put my wife in the trash and stamped my heel. Plantarciatitis.
32. I have had a lot of fufu in CaCa Land, as well as Ahmed's, Samosas, goat, etc.
33. I went camping with my wife and one friend. Many times last two summers.
34. I showed HB and CB how to build a fire.
35. I told my sisters, cousin, brother, mother and wife that they are "caca brains" when they called me a "manipulative motherfucker brains."
36. I get lap dances and buy Vic's Secret for her.
37. I talked to Sud Afrika, Sa Lone, Jamaica and the Phillipines for free, as well as N. Dakota and India.
38. I tutored Lummi Indian kids.
39. I locked myself in a library and slept outside in the my truck in at least one 75 below 0 night out of WY.
40. I have walked and rode on three continents
41. I told my elementary school class mates to "fuck off" and they did. (LOSERS).
42. I've been to paradise, hell and most everywhere in between..
43. I met Richard_Puller. (woe is me)!!!!!
44. I kept my word.
45. Jeff Bezos for POTUS 2016. ...
46. Ima give a rubber chicken to my grand father in law for b-day!?
47. I was stopped by PPD 41 times since January 1998 w/out jail time.
48. I told the doctors & nurses about three peoples' "M's." (One is in jail!?)
49. I put 500,000 Mainiacs in jail about their "M's."!?
50. Call me -SHIRLEY- and prosper!? < --- > 2015-04-26 01:22
51. I don't have a yob becuz I smell olfactory odiferous since FB doesn't know how to spell odiferous and the professor teaching Australia doesn't know that Indonesia is north of Australia and then asks me: "so, you think you're smarter than me?"
52. I smell olfactory, odiferous and "disgusting" (<---according to PPD, my wife and my hopeful gumba, one of two!?) because I was married and still am married!? IDK. Mehbe I pay the 130. ... !?
53. Brandi Love is named after my dalmation as a kid!?
54. need I go on and on and on. ... !?
55. I am.
56. I called the SS on FB "death threats!?"
57. I go to Andromada with my "Fuck It List" on my mach 3!? Oh! Lawdy. ...
58. Have fun "haunting" earth! ...
59. My wife just said to me on a Sunday morning that I should hang myself all over again.
60. U and my wife are two that did not check the box at DMV.
61. I got the smoke shop to post marked, parking signs and I got the tow truck driver fired by the smoke shop.
62. I picked my dad up off the floor when he fell 66.8 miles away and put him into bed with "Johnny on the Spot" and "zero credibility" comments from my sister and no "thank you" from my mom or dad.
63. I caught parks services parked on the grass with four tires when I received a ticket for half a tire on the grass, complained about it at parking and the court house and nothing was done!?
64. I bought my mother, mother-in-law, step mother-in-law and 9 aunts mother's day gifts: along with father's day gifts for my dad and three uncles and I gifted a pair on Indian pants that were gifted to me to my sister and her daughter without a thank you.
65. I may or may not have got two postal clerks fired last week by lodging a complaint to their co-worker who took the paper to his superior!?
66. My 2nd hospital bill for a three hour tour was $666 and sum of some cents.
67. I got the mechanic fired at the tire center for leaving a wrench in my wheel well on July 3, 2013. Got reimbursed!
68. I helped count less people over my life time with food, clothing, water and temporary shelter!?
69. I helped my wife with permanent shelter, free Internet, food, clothing, books, bank over drawing, transportation even though she left me with her ex hobo boyfriend to go to Ferguson to lute without a thank you: just a "go hang yourself!!!"
70. Tenki for da fufu!?
71. My wife slapped the dog when I was on the line to buy a mother-in-law day's gift and I asked my wife to pet the dog to quiet the dog.
72. My wife hit me in the deltoid and kicked me in the rib.
73. my dad, mom, wife, brother, sister, their friends, doctors, nurses, orderlies, the police and the public laughed at my plantarciatitis and punch to my left rib cage during a home invasion on July 4, 2001 by Portland HS kids. (I went to the hospital and the day after I got out of the hospital on August 4, 2001 on my way to my apartment from work, I saw two of the kids from July 4, 2001 underage party at 143 on Kneel St. and they said: "I'll kill you!" I told doctor and doctor said to tell police. 109 Middle cuffed me and to me to Maine Med where they prescribed me cyanide. Besides that: on July 4, 2001 at 1am @143 Kneel St. Sauschuck or his underling told me: "don't call us anymore!!!"
74. I peed my bed.
75. I crapped my pants.
76. I saved the house from being burned down by tenants in 2004 or so. David Patrascelli knows about it!? In spite of the fact that the neighbors set off fire works amid amid 1912!?
77. I like to caca people like y'all!?
78. Enjoy being the joke of the news tomorrow and forever more!?
79. "As a dog returns to its vomit, so doth a fool to folly."
80. "It is better to live in the corner of a housetop than in a wide house with a clamorous woman!?"
81. Need I go on and on and on. ... !?
82. I told everybody. Only the bank believed me about Russian hackers. (Two weeks later: the White House was hacked. I changed my usernames and passwords to 32 digits a month prior to it).
83. My wife secretly put one of her boogers on one of my filter tips. I caught it right off the bat. The wife also hid the toilet paper that I gave her money to purchase and when I turned on her light that I purchased for her: she punched me in the arm, yelled bloody murder and gave me back the toilet paper.
84. I made up a funny joke: "Why did the dog go through the bathroom trash?" "I don't know. Why!?" "I don't know either, but it was gross."
85. I started Portland, Maine Radio Theater at WMPG and then was censored on FB by WMPG.org after I donated $40 during their "beg-a-thon."
86. I wrote a letter from Gaborone to the editor at the magazine "West Africa" and it was published.
87. I wrote for the USM "Free Press" and then was censored.
88. I was fired from USM for health reasons and I was humiliated by being called "as if blind" and "schizophrenic" by the Ombudsman.
89. I met the nephew of the Ombudsman through TWC at my house and told the nephew about it while the nephew jiggled my cables.
90. My only friends are Africans and GJH.
91. My wife told me that she has never been my friend. I asked my wife: "then, why did you marry me? She said that she likes to be called "CaCa Brains" and call me "motherfuckerbrains" at 05h27!?
92. When "Cow Paddy Brains" downstairs said that they would call the police on me if I walk on my floor boards, I said: "good. do you know the number? It's 9-11!!!"
93. When the 1st floor occupants called the police on June 26th, 2012 because I asked my then gf (girl friend) now wife to take my hand and she said "fuck you" to me while she snatched something of mine off of the table, went into the other room and I shouted at her with my headphones on the Bone, the next door neighbor told me later that day that the police had me surrounded. When questioned by the police at my door, they said: "Well, there is no law against that!!!"
93a. The occupants moved out. Haven't seen 'em since!?
94. When Russell, the dog was attacked by the 69 neighbors within a millimeter of losing his life during spring 2002, the neighbor said that it was my fault in spite of their mother who was there saying to me that her kid will pay. He paid $300 of $500 for dog surgery. Now, he is on the lam for ... !?
95. When at the dog park with one of my dogs who visit retirement facilities and children hospital wards, I had one beer and called some man "fat." The police stopped me in front of my house parked in the driveway, surrounded me and he said: "if you say one more word, we're taking you down!" I bit my tongue conspicuously and passed the tests.
95a. One of the policeman on the lawn who stepped in the dog's shit on the lawn asked: "How about in Maine!? ...," when that I will ask the judge for a life sentence. I will ask the judge for the death penalty ... in Texas."
96. I'm bored with CaCa BrainJets!? That's why!?
97. During the "home" invasion July 4, 2001 @1am when I was punched and the kids stole the landlords stereo and CD's, I was told that it was my "fault" by the landlord's friend down the street that Portland HS graduates held an under age party!!!??? I was told at 7am July 4, 2001. Then, I was put into the psyche without a medical eval. on my rib where I was punched.
98. Hospital gave me cyanide for which I $4,520 and sum of some cents. (I would've won more if I had sued the doctors and hospital, but I did not!? I visited with my pet therapy dog to the hospital where I was locked down. I visited the kids and they loved it!? I suppose that is my fault too.
99. I get biers. FU!!! Y'all are "mentally ill" and State of Maine DMV knows it, as do the doctors and nurses. ...
100. "Don't forget about Trinity HS students during April 1990 in NYC!?"
101. Arrested Development Brains!?
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